Обсуждение:Rrm4test

Роль	Предмет	Иконка	Цена	Описание
Ассистент	Ancient Jumpsuit		20	"A tattered old jumpsuit that will provide absolutely no benefit to you. It fills the wearer with a strange compulsion to blurt out 'glorf'."
Клоун	Banana Cream Pie Cannon		1	A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!
РД, учёный	Blast Cannon		14	A highly specialized weapon, the Blast Cannon is actually relatively simple. It contains an attachment for a tank transfer valve mounted to an angled pipe specially constructed \ withstand extreme pressure and temperatures, and has a mechanical trigger for triggering the transfer valve. Essentially, it turns the explosive force of a bomb into a narrow-angle \ blast wave \"projectile\". Aspiring scientists may find this highly useful, as forcing the pressure shockwave into a narrow angle seems to be able to bypass whatever quirk of physics \ disallows explosive ranges above a certain distance, allowing for the device to use the theoretical yield of a transfer valve bomb, instead of the factual yield.
РД, Учёный, Роботех	Alien Research Disk		12	A technology disk holding a terabyte of highly confidential abductor technology. \ Simply insert into research console of choice and import the files from the disk. Because of its foreign nature, it may require multiple uploads to work properly
Доктор, Робототехник	Brainwashing Surgery Program		5	A disk containing the procedure to perform a brainwashing surgery, allowing you to implant an objective onto a target. \ Insert into an Operating Console to enable the procedure
Клоун	Clown Bomb		15	The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, \ with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent \ movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be \ transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can \ be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. \ The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
Клоун	Clown Car		16	The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! \ Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! \ You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until \ someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats \ are very sensetive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity!
Клоун, Мим	Book: Summon Pie		1	A book which grants its user ability to summon a pie. It would be a perfect combo with silly jokes with others.
Библиотекарь	Haunted Magic Eightball		2	Most magic eightballs are toys with dice inside. Although identical in appearance to the harmless toys, this occult device reaches into the spirit world to find its answers. \ Be warned, that spirits are often capricious or just little assholes. To use, simply speak your question aloud, then begin shaking.
Ассистент, Священник	His Grace		20	An incredibly dangerous weapon recovered from a station overcome by the grey tide. Once activated, He will thirst for blood and must be used to kill to sate that thirst. \ His Grace grants gradual regeneration and complete stun immunity to His wielder, but be wary: if He gets too hungry, He will become impossible to drop and eventually kill you if not fed. \ However, if left alone for long enough, He will fall back to slumber. \ To activate His Grace, simply unlatch Him.
Священник	Clockwork Slab		20	A reverse engineered clockwork slab. Is this really a good idea?.
Священник	Arcane Tome		20	A replica of a Nar'sian tome. This is probably a bad idea.
Повар, Ботаник, Клоун, Мим	Exploding Hot Potato		4	A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. \ The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead.
Ботаник	Pack of strange seeds		10	Mysterious seeds as strange as their name implies. Spooky. These come in bulk
Уборщик	EZ Clean Grenade Bundle		6	A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Co. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. \ The acid only affects carbon-based creatures.
Ассистент, Библиотекарь	Gold Toolbox		4	A gold plated plastitanium toolbox. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a AI detector multitool and combat gloves.
Ассистент	Ancient Toolbox		2	An iconic toolbox design notorious with Assistants everywhere, this design was especially made to become more robust the more credits it has inside it! Tools and insulated gloves included
Мим	Guide to Advanced Mimery Series		12	The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. \ Obviously only works for Mimes.
Клоун	Hilarious firing pin		2	A single firing pin made for Clown agents, this firing pin makes any gun honk when fired if not a true clown! \ This firing pin also helps you fire the gun correctly. May the HonkMother HONK you agent.
Шахтер	Kinetic Accelerator Pressure Mod		5	A modification kit which allows Kinetic Accelerators to do greatly increased damage while indoors. \ Occupies 35% mod capacity.
Повар, уборщик	Kitchen Gun		10	A revolutionary .45 caliber cleaning solution! Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with Kitchen Gun (TM)! \ Just three shots from Kitchen Gun (TM), and it'll sparkle like new! Includes two extra ammunition clips!
Повар, уборщик	Kitchen Gun (TM) .45 Magazine		1	An extra eight bullets for an extra eight uses of Kitchen Gun (TM)!
СМО, генетик	Magillitis Serum Autoinjector		8	A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. \ Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas.
СМО, генетик	Modified Syringe Gun		14	A syringe gun that fires DNA injectors instead of normal syringes.
СМО, Химик	Reagent Dartgun		10	A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. \ Synthesizes one piercing 10 unit dart every 30 seconds up to a maximum of five. Can hold 100u of reagents.
Клоун	Reverse Bear Trap		5	An ingenious execution device worn on (or forced onto) the head. Arming it starts a 1-minute kitchen timer mounted on the bear trap. When it goes off, the trap's jaws will \ violently open, instantly killing anyone wearing it by tearing their jaws in half. To arm, attack someone with it while they're not wearing headgear, and you will force it onto their \ head after three seconds uninterrupted.
Клоун	Reverse Revolver		14	A revolver that always fires at its user. \"Accidentally\" drop your weapon, then watch as the greedy corporate pigs blow their own brains all over the wall. \ The revolver itself is actually real. Only clumsy people, and clowns, can fire it normally. Comes in a box of hugs. Honk
Клоун	Tae-clown-do Shoes		7	A pair of shoes for the most elite agents of the honkmotherland. They grant the mastery of taeclowndo with some honk-fu moves as long as they're worn.
СЕ, Инженер, Атмостех	Emitter Cannon		13	A small emitter fitted into a gun case, do to size constraints and safety it can only shoot about ten times when fully charged.
СЕ, Инженер, Атмостех	Crushing Magboots		2	A pair of extra-strength magboots that crush anyone you walk over.
СЕ, Инженер, Атмостех	Syndicate RCD		6	Special RCD capable to destroy reinforced walls and have 500 matter units instead of 100.
СЕ, Инженер, Атмостех	Energized Fire Axe		4	A fire axe with a massive energy charge built into it. Upon striking someone while charged it will throw them backwards while stunning them briefly, but will take some time to charge up again. It is also much sharper than a regular axe and can pierce light armor.
Инженер	Disposable Sentry Gun		11	A disposable sentry gun deployment system cleverly disguised as a toolbox, apply wrench for functionality.
Вирусолог	GBS virus bottle		12	A bottle containing Gravitokinetic Bipotential SADS culture. Also known as GBS, extremely deadly virus. Только хиджак
Капелан	KS-23 shotgun		7	War crimes are fun!
Капелан	KS-23 slug box		2	8 lead slugs.
Капелан	KS-23 rubber slug box		1	8 rubber slugs.
Капелан	KS-23 buckshot box		1	8 buckshots.
Капелан	KS-23 rubbershot box		1	8 rubber shots.
КМ, шахтер	Harmful Crusher		15	A kinetic crusher with the ability to harm complex and small lifeforms. Looks like a normal crusher from a distance.
КМ, шахтер	10mm Proto-Kinetic Accelerator		15	An accelerator loaded in 10mm bullets. Accepts normal PKA mods and suffers no pressure penalty, and looks like a normal accelerator from a distance.
КМ, шахтер	On-station Proto-Kinetic Accelerator		15	An accelerator that receives no penalties from pressure increases.